So… | |
So… | |
We’ve doubled the cast list! | |
So is this like Star Trek or Firefly now? We doing an ensemble show? | |
Screw that! Let’s split the party! | |
Awww man, why do I get stuck with Crowley? | |
Because I’m SO on an angel kick this season. Got tired of the taste of demon blood. | |
Yay! I have a friend. | |
What about Dean? | |
… | |
… Ok point taken. | |
… | |
… | |
… | |
You bored? | |
Totally. | |
Let’s go look for a plot coupon! | |
Yay! | |
-MEANWHILE- | |
Man, Dean, you’re looking scruffy. Sam the wife in this relationship? Keeping you clean? | |
That’s it, stabbity– | |
Wait! | |
… | |
Why are you so cranky? | |
Because Sam got a plot coupon and now he’s using it with my angel. | |
Ok, how about we get your own plot coupon? | |
Like Sam’s? | |
Better than Sam’s. We’re going to look for a weapon. | |
Yay! I like weapons. | |
I know you do, Dean. So our first step is to look in your dad’s journal. | |
…My what? | |
The journal. From your dad. The one you used to get all your answers and macguffins from. | |
Oh right! Man I forgot we had this. So it looks like we need to locate three pendants which will allow us to unlock the Master Sword… | |
-MEANWHILE- | |
Sam! Look what I found… | |
A coupon? What does it say? | |
‘Good for locating one angel which previously inhabited your body.’ | |
Awwww, but we already know where Lucifer is. | |
… | |
Wait! I got it! We’ll use it to locate Gadreel. | |
Wish I thought of that. Ok Sam, according to this we need to… stabbity stab! | |
Owwwww! What is up with me and needles lately? Seriously, I don’t think it was the trials, but tetanus that’s been killing me. | |
That would explain all the genital herpes I’ve been healing from you. | |
…Right. I got that from the needles… | |
-MEANWHILE- | |
Hi! We’re remembering my dad this episode! | |
Yep, I was a friend of his. Nudge Nudge. | |
Wink Wink? | |
Oh, you’re wicked, ay? | |
Say. No. More! | |
*cocks shotgun* No, I mean you’re wicked. My knee says so. | |
Damn, all the demons I fight, why don’t I have a detecting injury? | |
Ever been healed by an angel? | |
Aw man, all the time. | |
Ladies, please! We’re after the first blade. | |
Why? | |
To kill Abaddon- Knight of Hell. | |
Why not use the Colt? | |
Uh… we’ve misplaced it. | |
Death’s Scythe? | |
He won’t take our calls any more. | |
An angel blade? | |
Uh… Crowley, you DO have one of those. | |
So do you. | |
… | |
Oh. Right. Our plot coupon is only good for first weapons. Nothing bronze age or later. | |
Well I can give you the next leg of your quest, if I get a rare item. | |
Oh I’ve got lots of those. Just let me out of here… | |
*bang* | |
Geez! What if there’s someone downstairs? | |
Hope so. I never liked him. | |
ta da! | |
So now we set this map on fire and find out where it is… | |
Why a US map? | |
? | |
? | |
Couldn’t this thing be anywhere in the world? | |
United States is all the budget will allow. | |
It could be in Canada too. | |
Don’t be silly. No self-respecting demon would ever be in Canada. | |
-MEANWHILE- | |
Sam I know henceforth that all life is precious, thus I shall not kill you. | |
But you can heal me. | |
Having so recently touched yonder ebon shore, mine eyes behold how life is fleeting. | |
But you can bring me back from the dead. | |
Alas, bereft of my alabaster wings to snatch thou from Death’s cold grasp is beyond mine power. | |
I have my memories. Gadreel healed you from death. | |
Parting is such sweet sorrow, yea can I bear no more the absence of friendship’s sweet company. | |
Cas, your resurrection spell isn’t on cooldown. Kill me, then bring me back! | |
Just once could you say please? | |
Please? | |
Well it’s too late now. I wouldn’t kill you if you were the last man on earth. | |
… | |
-MEANWHILE- | |
Hi. | |
Holy SH&%$#@! | |
Really? Here? To him? | |
I’m Cain. I was murdering before it was cool. Now everyone’s doing it and it’s all lame. | |
… | |
I was in World War 1, you know. | |
You were in Europe in the 1910s? | |
What? No! That was WW2. WW1… well there were only four people on Earth, but it’s still technically true! | |
…How are you white? | |
What are you, racist? | |
No, I mean… according to the Bible you should be from around Mesopotamia or East Africa at least. Making you Arab… maybe Black… you definitely shouldn’t be so pale. | |
Well he is demon # 2. Maybe he’s in a different body. | |
Then what’s up with your mark? Does it show up in whatever body you take? | |
If I give you a knife, will you shut up? | |
Which one? The first blade? | |
Oh you probably never heard of it, it’s the first… dammit! you have heard of it. Yeah I’ll give you the first blade. The one made before weapons went mainstream. | |
Why you being so helpful? | |
Oh I don’t get cable out here. And I’m bored. I used to watch MMA, but it’s lame now. So you’ll be fighting to entertain me instead! | |
*fight fight stabbity stab* | |
*fight stabbity stab* | |
*stabbity fight stabbity fight fight stab stab* | |
Man, just one of those was a hassle for me like… 8 years ago. I love leveling up. | |
Cool. I haven’t seen a good tussle in awhile. Ok, take my mark. | |
Why? | |
You’re worthy. | |
You’ve been around for 6,000 years or more and never found another worthy person? | |
Um… Well I met a girl in the 1800s. She got me to reform. Before then I didn’t care. | |
Isn’t love really mainstream? | |
How’s that even possible? | |
That anybody could love a monster like me? | |
No, that it took 6,000 years – or more! | |
She… loved me for me. | |
I mean, even Hitler got booty and he had a fraction of the time you have. | |
Genesis 4 does say he had a wife. And kids. | |
Yeah but I didn’t… ‘love’ them like her. | |
And why is it always a woman? | |
What? | |
You talk about being lame and mainstream? Why did a woman reform you? Why not… the music of Mozart? Watching us land on the moon? | |
The invention of the McRib… | |
… | |
Or that. I mean it’s just… predictable – and hard to believe it took you that long to find it. | |
Ok, now I’m pissed. I’m going to kick someone’s ass. It’s either yours or the demons’. | |
I pick them. | |
I also vote for not us. | |
Alright, here’s my mark, good luck! | |
Huh. So… that’s the episode? | |
Forget it, Dean. It’s Missouri. | |
Yeah. I wanted to go to Canada. |
(crossposted @ http://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/archive-articles/129-season-nine/18310-nate-winchester)
I was wondering about the map too! America only?
Hey, big fan here. I’m just wondering, do you have any ships?
SPN/FF. 😉
Oh you mean character wise? Then Dean/Impala.
lol “Officially” I’m of the opinion that I’m fine with any ship as long as it’s done well. Partly why I favor Sam/Sarah over Sam/Madison and I’m partial to Dean/Anna just because I have a crush on Julie. 😉 But my rule is that it’s not about the ship, it’s about the story, the writing. As long as it’s quality.
I can respect that. I’m a big Destiel shipper myself.