10.02 – “Reichenbach” remix

Ok, I’ll confess that this episode was, on the whole, pretty darn good. But just because it was good, doesn’t mean we can’t poke a bit of fun at it. After all, I tease the ones I love and it is the duty of an abridger to not even spare the good, quality moments of the show, but try and figure out laughs to be had from it.

I may not have succeeded, but here’s hoping this season will give me plenty of practice (translation: I want it ALL to be at least as good as this episode.)

	“Reaching back?” “Right in back?” I don’t get this title at all.
	Oh now I get it. Thanks Bladey. But where is the “Falls”?
	Fool! I’ve stolen part of this title too! Bwahahaha
	Oh that’s it. Let’s fight!
	Soon. Soon. We need a climax for the episode.
	Argh, why I always gotta be the one to finish off the show?
	Hey, Dean! There’s a sale on cowboy hats at Cabella’s!
	Score! Can we get pie on the way?
	Of course we can, Dean.
	–MEANWHILE–
	Is it my screentime now?
	Uhh…. give us a minute.
	Ok, I’ll go nap until my scene.
	*to each other* What were we doing with him?
	–MEANWHILE–
	Hey, while we’re out here, I got a job for you.
	What?
	Guy made a deal, need to kill his woman.
	Can I do it offscreen?
	Oh Satan-yes. We wouldn’t want to waste time or anything.
	–LATER–
	Did you do it?
	Nope.
	You bastard!
	Whatcha gonna do about it? I’m invincible!
	Enter stage right!
	Sammy?
	Let’s go man, you know if we’re apart for more than 2 episodes the universe implodes.
	I could do that… or I could throw this dust bunny at you!
	noooooo *is unconscious*
	Ok, this is getting too silly now. Time for our fight scene!
	Bring it!
	*BAM*
	*KA-POW*
	*CLANK*
	*ZOT*
	“Sonic Boom!”
	“Hadouken!”
	“Show me what you’ve got!”
	“C-c-c-c-combo breaker!”
	Ugh. “Finish me.”
	“DEANMON WINS…”
	“FRIENDSHIP.”
	Friendship?
	Totally leaving you alive.
	Nooooooooooo….
	Hey Dean – HOLY WATER!
	Gah! What the hell? You should’ve been out for hours!
	Oh I haven’t actually been unconscious all those times. I’ve just been grabbing some power naps and letting you do all the work.
	Oh you lazy bastard! Which one of us is the REAL evil, huh, Sammy?
	We’ll see next episode, bro. Next episode.
	THE END
	Wait… did we forget something?
	zzzzzzzzzzzzz

(crossposted @ http://supernaturalsnark.wordpress.com/2014/10/18/supernatural-10-02-reichenbach-remix/ & http://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/article-archives/episode-related/18808-nate-winchester-s-remix-of-supernatural-10-02-reichenbach)