9.18 – “Metafiction” Remix

The remix for real this time! Complete with fancy graphics and special effects.

	Previously on Supernatural Remix
	If this Impala goes below 20 mph we’re all going to die!
	Cas… the baby is yours.
	I don’t care what those bastard’s say, they are not getting this rec center without a dance off!
	I don’t think I’m supposed to be here yet.
	So this time if we die we’re going to limbo?
	Only while we’re in the dream.
	What if we made a fan film?
	You know you can’t get enough of me…
	AND NOW… THE CONCLUSION!
	I told you you needed to be neater.
	Shut up and help me get these in order.
	I’m trying but all you keep saying is “close enough”.
	Yay I get to be in an episode!
	Not now, Cas.
	Are you even trying any more?
	It doesn’t matter, they’ll watch it anyway.
	No, you can’t take the audience for granted. That’s how shows die.
	I thought shows died because there wasn’t enough me in them.
	Are you going to help me out here?
	With what? The dumbass title?
	Dumb? Wha? “METAfiction” – “METAtron” it’s brilliance!
	Yes I get the multilayered joke. You should’ve went with “Metatron Legacy”.
	I don’t get it.
	Oh for… *tap*
	Ow!
	What did you do?
	I just downloaded all pop culture knowledge into Cas’s noggin.
	That’s what I’m talking about! That just now, his grace… you’re not letting anything grow or happen organically to the story!
	But that’s haaaaard.
	Effort is what makes art. If anyone could do it easily, it wouldn’t be exceptional.
	Well that explains the quality of your remixes.
	They’re still better than your dreck!
	Oh yeah? And how many “viewers” is your “effort” getting you?
	At least any one that reads me is are brilliant, awesome, devastatingly good looking, and incredible in bed.
	But not rich, are they?
	I dunno. Maybe they don’t notice the tip jar link on the side…
	Oh Me-dammit! At least I don’t beg for money!
	Is it time for my line yet?
	Shut up, Cas!
	At least I avoid major plot holes!
	Plot holes? What plot holes??
	Really? Like Dean, hitting Gadreel in the face?
	So?
	Before when Dean hit an angel he nearly broke his hand!
	I still don’t get it.
	How’s Dean not breaking his arm? The Mark of Cain? The angels losing their mojo?
	Sure why not.
	That’s not writing! That’s throwing crap up on screen and letting your audience do the work for you.
	Does anyone have an antacid? I think that grace is turning on me.
	See? Why are we finding this out now?
	Bah, why be so picky about continuity?
	… O… M… G! That’s it!
	What is?
	Fact- You were Booger in Revenge of the Nerds.
	So?
	Fact- You threw a print copy of Supernatural – a work of fiction someone else wrote, into a fire.
	Glad you’re paying attention.
	Fact- Now you’re writing your own version of events while talking about continuity and retcons.
	Where are you–
	THE WRITERS HAVE MADE THE FANS & FANDOM THE VILLAINS OF THIS SEASON!
	…
	Shit he’s onto us! Deploy the CW assassins!

Until next time! (Assuming the CW assassins don’t get me.)