10.01 – “Black” remix

And we’re back with a new remix for a new season!

1001dean1 Wooo! Yeah, back in black, baby! Sing along!
1stblade
1001dean1 What do you mean?
1stblade
1001dean3 *looks up* Son of a… who took the first two words of our episode title?
1001dean2 Rargh… DEANMON SMASH!
–MEANWHILE–
1001sam1 Yes! Scenes! I’m going to act the HELL out of this!
1001dean2 *bop*
1001sam2 Nooo… I’m unconscious! How can I act now?
1001dean2 Sammy fix title, then DEANMON give Sammy screentime.
1001sam2 I didn’t mess with the title, bro!
1001dean2 Grrrr… DEANMON continue searching!
1001sam2 *sigh* *remains unconscious*
–MEANWHILE–
918castiel1 Hello?
1001dean2 DEANMON smash pretty angel if not give back title!
918castiel1 Uh…
1001castiel *cough cough* I’m way too sick to mess with the title or take any screentime from you!
1001dean2 OK! DEANMON hang up now! *hangs up*
410anna Hey, Cas! Ready for our scene?
1001castiel Anna? I thought you were dead.
1001hanna No I’m HANNA, with an H. A completely different female angel ally.
1001castiel Oh right. I think we best sit this one out.
–MEANWHILE–
1001dean3 Who are you?
1001dude1 I… …am the one… WHO STOLE THE TITLE!
1001dean2 DEANMON smash!
1001dude1 And that’s not all. I’m also going to knock out Sam with this feather and take over his scenes too!
1001dean2 DEANMON did that already!
1001dude2 What? Oh c’mon! Benny got his scenes in 8. Gadreel stole in 9. It was my turn, man!
1001dean2 DEANMON don’t care!
1001dude1 The producers will hear of this!
1001crowley1 Whoa now, no need to involve them.
1stblade
1001crowley1 Hey boy. *whistle* I got a pie for you. It’s your favorite…
1001dean2 DEANMON like pie!
1001crowley1 I know you do.
1001dean3 Why haven’t I killed you yet?
1001crowley1 Because… PIE!
1001dean1 omnomnomnom
1001crowley1 Quick, while he’s distracted! Take your boytoy and run.
1001dude2 C’mon, Sam. Let’s go set up next week’s episode. The plans I’ve got for you…
1001crowley2 Huh. Seems like not a lot’s happened in thi–
THE END

(crossposted @ http://supernaturalsnark.wordpress.com/2014/10/14/supernatural-10-01-black-remix/ & http://www.thewinchesterfamilybusiness.com/article-archives/episode-related/18798-nate-winchester-s-remix-of-supernatural-10-01-black)

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5 thoughts on “10.01 – “Black” remix

  1. *looks up* Son of a… who took the first two words of our episode title? LOL. I admit that I wondered the same thing. This is hilarious. And the Sam parts are extra hilarious (I might have to turn unconscious Sam into a drinking game one of these days. Along with Dean close-ups). Hannah being called Hannah fits in nicely with Supernatural’s Character Naming Policy which I imagine consists of playing pin the artificial sideburn with a list of old characters. 😛

    Kudos!

    • Thx! I snark hard enough I don’t have to go home? 😉

      I can’t decide whether it would be funnier to just use that one pic of unconscious Sam the rest of the season or if it would be funnier in each episode to have a different pic of unconscious Sam. I guess we’ll see if there’s any episodes where he makes it to the end awake. 😀

  2. LMFAO!! I really needed to laugh today, this was beyond awesome. Deanmon getting distracted with pie and Sam getting knocked over with a feather.

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