Doc: Our patient is suffering from… cancer! And I’m going to beat it out of her.
Doc: Gordito… while I’m meditating, I’ll be vulnerable. You have to guard the office.
Inside the body- Cancer: Who are you? Doc: I’m Dr McNinja, and I’m here to kick your ass…
And now… the conclusion.
Scene: Gordito being bored in the office lobby.
Suddenly! 4 older men in white lab coats enter.
Gordito: Stop! Who are you?
Old Man #1: We are the AMA’s hitmen. Take us to Dr McNinja.
Gordito: He’s uh… unavailable.
Old Man #2: <whispering> I told you we shouldn’t have mentioned the hitmen part
Old Man #1: Don’t stand between us kid. 4 out of 5 doctors agree, McNinja is getting his license revoked.
Gordito: Who’s the 5th?
Scene: Dr McNinja concentrating over the body of the patient.
Scene: Inside the body. Cancer: Fool! You doctors always think so laterally. Even now, while I delay you, my followers spread.
Doc: That maybe true… if I was only a doctor.
Split scene: cancers in different places in the body, each being hacked to death by Dr McNinja.
Doc: I’m also a ninja.
Cancer: Oh… I should have seen that coming.
Scene: Lobby. Gordito with guns drawn: The doctor can’t see you right now.
Doctor #1: Oh he will.
All 4 doctors remain standing.
Dcotor 3: Fool, you dare try to stop masters of health with guns?
Doctor 4: <with a cane> Prepare for new lessons in pain.
Doctor 2 hits Gordito. Gordito: Ouch! I didn’t know my spleen could feel pain.
Doctor 1: Oh yes… we are each masters of particular medicinal field.
Scene: inside the body.
Cancer: <forms a sword from protoplasm> Have at you!
EPIC SWORD FIGHT BETWEEN DR MCNINJA AND CANCER
Gordito loads his gun and shoots Doctor 2.
Doctor 2: Ouch! My spleen!
Doctor 4: How?
Gordito: When you said you were masters of medicine, I realized you must be invulnerable except for the one part of the body you specialize in.
Doctor 3: No, we mean, how could you hit the man’s spleen in one shot?
Gordito: Oh that. My father was the legendary flying shooting Juan!
<Guns click> Gordito: Hey docs! Take two of these!
Scene: Cancer lies beaten with Dr McNinja standing victorious.
Cancer: You may have defeated me here… but we are legion.
Doc: I know. That’s why I’m going to go to Mars… and defeat you once and for all.
Wrap up and final thoughts done by Chris as usual.