In Dr McNinja book 2 (one of the most awesomest things ever!) there was a bonus story written by Benito Cereno. In a shameless attempt to legitimize my fan fic write bonus content for the Doc, here’s a rough draft of a story I call… well I don’t have a title yet.
Scene: A lady is standing somewhere, doing something. She falls down.
Scene: Close up of DrM speaking.
Dr McNinja: Alright, patient comes in, sick with some disease. We need to figure out what’s ailing her! Ideas… go!
Panel with Doc’s finger pointing at Gordito with him saying: Ummm… I haven’t studied any medicine.
-Dr McNinja: This is no time for your excuses Gordito.
Panel of Judy signing. Caption: Her symptoms seem simliar to pancreatic cancer.
Close up of DrM: Judy I- wait.
Panel of Dr McNinja digging behind his desk.
Large shot of Dr McNinja holding “Sign Language for Dummies” saying: You think it’s squirrels? Judy that doesn’t make any sense.
Panel of Yoshi: Grrrl* <caption> I could eat her, get rid of disease.
Panel with Dr McNinja standing before a white board on an esle. It has “disease ideas” written at the top. DrM: Could be Lupus… We need an MRI.
Panel with Gordito: We don’t… have one of those.
Panel of Judy: Ugh* <caption> I’ll run some tests.
Dr McNinja: go help Judy.
-Gordito: What’s she going to do?
-Dr McNinja: I don’t know, but go help her.
Panel: Yoshi looks at Doc.
Repeat Panel. Doc: No eating patients.
Panel: Time Passes.
Panel: Judy hands Dr McNinja a clipboard.
Dr McNinja looking at clipboard: She has… pancreatic cancer!
Panel Dr McNinja looking at another sheet on the clipboard: And liver cancer!
Repeat panel with +1 page: And lung cancer!
One more page: And halitosis!
Gordito: So we need to give her some chemotherapy or radiation?
Dr McNinja: There’s no time Gordito. We can’t make it to Mars and back for the cure either (rush hour is horrible this time of day). There’s only one solution.
Gordito: That is…
Dr McNinja: I must kill the cancer myself.
Doc: By an ancient Ninja technique whereby I’ll fuse my energy with hers.
Gor: Cool! I thought Ninjas knew only how to kill. I didn’t know they also had healing techniques.
Doc: Well… actually this technique is how ninjas would kill an enemy’s mind without damaging the body in order to make zombies for various purposes.
Panel: Gordito has a frightened expression.
Doc: I’m sure I can use it to cure her.
Scene: Dr McNinja is standing over the lady from before, placing his hands on either side of her head. He concentrates. Then he glows.
Scene: Inside the body. One cancer cell is talking to other cancer cells: The bourgeois oppression is falling! Come! It is time for the proletariate to rise up!
Dr McNinja materializes in sight of the speaker.
Cancer: Who are you?
Doc: I am a doctor. And your reign ends here cancer.
Cancer: Odd, I expected chemotherapy or radiation…
Doc: I prefer the hands on approach…
Will the doctor beat cancer?
Will the patient live?
Will Judy ever get to eat a hot dog?
Tune in next time!
(Eh, it’s a rough draft.)